I don’t know why, but over the past few weeks I have heard
numerous stories from friends about how difficult it has been to do business
with some companies.
I have listened and shook my head at some of the absurd
things that I heard, but that was about as involved as I got…. UNTIL YESTERDAY!
I have written an e mail to the company I had trouble with,
and until I hear back and see how they handle the problem, I won’t mention them
by name.
I live in a 40 year old house. It is in GREAT shape and I do
my best to either fix things myself or I have someone come out and fix whatever
I need in a timely manner. Bottom line, I am not going to let my house “run
down”.
Of all things to go wrong, the door knob from my garage to
my kitchen (the door that is used the most) has worn out. This seems like a
very simple problem with a 15 minute fix. Go out buy a new knob and replace it,
RIGHT?
WRONG! All my locking doors work off the same key, so I need
a knob that can be rekeys to all the rest of the locks. Remember I said my
house is 40 years old? Well the door knobs are also 40 years old and the new
locks sold everywhere, can’t be rekeyed to work with the same key as all the
rest.
I did my homework, and found the manufacturer of the knob.
They are still in business, but have been bought by a giant company. Thank
goodness for the internet, I was able to find the company and they had a phone
number to call. I called the customer service number and that is when the fun
began!
First Problem – Electronic Answering, I was connected to an
electronic answering system that asked my question after question. The problem
was after the third question, my situation wasn’t one of the reply options.
Second Problem – No Operator. I pushed the “0” key on my
phone trying to get to a “real person”. The “0” key simply started the
recording over from the beginning.
Third Problem – “I Can’t Transfer Calls”. Being the smart
resourceful person I am, I hit several option selections trying to get to a “real
Person”. Option 4 did the trick! I was connected to the accounting department.
A very nice lady picked up the phone and when I told her my LONG story, she
said, “You need Customer Service”. She then gave me the customer service phone
number, as she said it I followed along on my screen seeing that the number she
was giving me was the same number I have been calling. I asked her to PLEASE
transfer me to CS. That is when she dropped the bomb, “I’m sorry, I can’t
transfer calls”
To keep this post to a manageable length, I will shorten the
rest of the story.
After several more attempts, I finally got through to
someone who said they can help me. I sent pictures of the knob, I sent pictures
of the key, I sent pictures of the door, I sent everything they asked for. It
took about a week and I got a return call from the company. GOOD NEWS, they
told me. Because of the age of the lock, it has a LIFETIME WARRANTY and they
will send out a replacement…BUT… they are out of stock and it will be 4 to 6
weeks until they get them back in stock. Seeing no other choice, I said I will
wait.
Fast forward 3 weeks.. I got an e mail that the knob is in
and they are shipping it to me. 2 days later a package shows up at my home with
my NEW KNOB! I open the box and there is a note in the box telling me that I
need to take it to a locksmith to have it keyed to my old locks, NO PROBLEM, I
expected as much and had already found a place close to my house that will do
it.
YESTERDAY…remember I said that this hit home yesterday?
Yesterday I went to the locksmith, he took one look at the
lock, a look at the key, and then said, “THEY SENT YOU THE WRONG LOCK”! The
lock was for a different key. I was in shock!
I went home and made the call, yep to the only number I had,
and it all started again. I then sent the e mail that I am waiting to get a
reply to. STOP LAUGHING AT ME!
Please, LEARN from this story. Make doing business with your
company and with you as simple as possible. Remove any obstacles a customer may
encounter when trying to spend their money with you. Help the customer get what
they need the first time they contact you. Finally, be accessible to solve any
problems and answer any questions the customer may have.
SPENDING MONEY NEEDS TO BE EASY PEAZY!